Whoever said "Laughter is the best medicine” was right.
An integral part of total mind and body wellness requires you to tickle your funny bone. By laughing your way through life, you'll feel better. And who knows, you might be healthier, too!I recieved the following article, and just had to share, it just made my day!! Enjoy!
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KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS!
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
--Camille, age 10
No age is good to get married at. You Got to be a fool to get married.
--Freddie, age 6
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
--Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they Grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
--Kirsten, age 10
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
--Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
--Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
--Lynnette, age 8
On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
--Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
--Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich. --Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
--Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
--Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
--Theodore, age 8
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
--Anita, age 9
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
--Kelvin, age 8
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"And the #1 Favorite is........"
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
--Ricky, age 10
Friday, September 4, 2009
Quote of the Day!!
"Either you set your goals and, in doing so, have your life governed by choice or you do nothing and have your life governed by chance."
-Robin Sharma
-Robin Sharma
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
$20.00
Sometimes we just need to be reminded!
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by: holding up a $20.00
bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?"
Hands started going up.
He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this.
He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill.
He then asked, "Who still wants it?"
Still the hands were up in the air.
Well, he replied, "What if I do this?"
And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe.
He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty.
"Now, who still wants it?"
Still the hands went into the air.
My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson.
No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value.
It was still worth $20...
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt
by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way.
We feel as though we are worthless.
But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.
Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still
priceless to those who DO LOVE you.
The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know,
but by WHO WE ARE and WHOSE WE ARE.
You are special
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Don't EVER forget it."
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by: holding up a $20.00
bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?"
Hands started going up.
He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this.
He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill.
He then asked, "Who still wants it?"
Still the hands were up in the air.
Well, he replied, "What if I do this?"
And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe.
He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty.
"Now, who still wants it?"
Still the hands went into the air.
My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson.
No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value.
It was still worth $20...
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt
by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way.
We feel as though we are worthless.
But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.
Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still
priceless to those who DO LOVE you.
The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know,
but by WHO WE ARE and WHOSE WE ARE.
You are special
-
Don't EVER forget it."
Are You Ready???
In my experience, I've seen so many people want to achieve great things but they leave it up to fate.
They have goals, they have dreams however, never take the action they need to in order to achieve them. On the other hand I've seen others who take the steps to move forward. Inch by inch, day by day and they see their dreams and goals come to life. It's wonderful!!
Are you ready to achieve your goals? Are you ready to take action to achieve them?
Take the first step. Start! Our team has the vehicle that has and continues to help people to achieve their goals. So the "start" in this case, is getting the information on our team so you can decide if it's a right fit for you and your family.
Visit my **WEBSITE** and click on and fill out the Get More Info link. In the comments section enter the word "Webcast" with a good day/time to call.
Either myself or a member of my team will give you a quick call so we can set up a time for you to attend one of our online Webinars (Webcasts). They are live and we have them going on several times during the day and evening. They begin on the hour and it's visual and really is just the best way to get all the information properly.
There's no pressure or anything like that...we're moms...just like you and we want you to feel comfortable to get the information so you can make an educated decision.
High Five!
Mandi
Are you ready to achieve your goals?
Are you ready to take action to achieve them?
Take the first step.
Internet CEO Moms is enhancing lives by helping people reach their goals..:)
They have goals, they have dreams however, never take the action they need to in order to achieve them. On the other hand I've seen others who take the steps to move forward. Inch by inch, day by day and they see their dreams and goals come to life. It's wonderful!!
Are you ready to achieve your goals? Are you ready to take action to achieve them?
Take the first step. Start! Our team has the vehicle that has and continues to help people to achieve their goals. So the "start" in this case, is getting the information on our team so you can decide if it's a right fit for you and your family.
Visit my **WEBSITE** and click on and fill out the Get More Info link. In the comments section enter the word "Webcast" with a good day/time to call.
Either myself or a member of my team will give you a quick call so we can set up a time for you to attend one of our online Webinars (Webcasts). They are live and we have them going on several times during the day and evening. They begin on the hour and it's visual and really is just the best way to get all the information properly.
There's no pressure or anything like that...we're moms...just like you and we want you to feel comfortable to get the information so you can make an educated decision.
High Five!
Mandi
Are you ready to achieve your goals?
Are you ready to take action to achieve them?
Take the first step.
Internet CEO Moms is enhancing lives by helping people reach their goals..:)
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
A little background on me.. :)
I'm married to a wonderful man for almost 11 yrs now. We have 2 great kids, Owen is 9 and Mady is 7. We have been a part of Internet Ceo Moms for several years now. I have been home with my kids for over 9 years now, I really wanted to do something to help out my husband.. I wanted to be able to work from home, pay off our debt and have true financial security. I really didn't think I could find a legitimate way to do that, however, I'm happy to say that I have with this team. I am so proud to be part of something that truly helps families in so many ways.
Mandi Hurkmans
Proud Member of Internet CEO Moms
Helping Families achieve their goals since 1999!
http://www.BeAtHomeToo.com
Follow Me on Twitter
http://www.twitter.com/hurks
Mandi Hurkmans
Proud Member of Internet CEO Moms
Helping Families achieve their goals since 1999!
http://www.BeAtHomeToo.com
Follow Me on Twitter
http://www.twitter.com/hurks
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